VIDEOS: 100 Cardinal Tetras – the Ultimate Guide to Freshwater Numerology
31 Jul, 2014
I can’t quite put our finger on it, but there’s certainly something to be said for our innate preference for larger, even numbers. Like 100. 95 is nice, but 100…that makes a statement. So much so that 103 would probably be too many – at that point you’re just showboating.
No, if you’re going to buy Cardinal Tetras to have a school, the Internet suggests that exactly 100 is somehow the right number, so much so that I quite happily stumbled across several videos and forum posts all highlighting the supernatural awesomeness that can only be had with a school of precisely 100 Cardinal Tetras. I felt that these videos gave the best answers to the question, “What would you do with 100 Cardinal Tetras?”
1. DocAquaTV opted to show you a planted aquarium and the feeding of live baby brine shrimp to 100 Cardinal Tetras, creating a feeding frenzy reminiscent of a pack of piranhas.
2. Spyros Stavropoulos replicated the DocAquaTV feeding experiment that unequivocally proves that 100 Cardinal Tetras must be related to piranhas. In fact, maybe they’re just the juvenile form of piranha.
3. JeffTeo8 gave 100 Cardinal Tetras a planted aquarium with a large upright driftwood feature that gives them something to swim around in a calm, tranquil manner. I will award bonus points for “Best Schooling Behavior in a Cardinal Tetra Video”. Yes, this is a freshwater film festival afterall.
4. AquaPorto1 used 100 Cardinal Tetras to create a sly, artistic video composition of shifting focus and panning around the tank, reminding us that it’s really emotionally draining to be just one small fish in an endless sea of 99 other tetras.
Of course, in looking into the strange numerology of 100 Cardinal Tetras, I also discovered the parallel dimension version – 100 Neon Tetras. What I found most perplexing is that the Internet seems to demand that 100 Cardinal Tetras require a dedicated aquarium, with no other fish present to disrupt or otherwise disturb these obviously very sensitive fish.
Clearly, we must have overlooked a biological or social distinction with the Neon Tetra, because apparently, the wisdom of the Internet reveals that 100 Neon Tetras will not provide sufficient social companionship for each other. No, it would seem that if you intend to keep 100 Neon Tetras (and not 95), you are required to keep other fish with them. Case in point:
1. Jeremiah Tan chooses to keep his 100 Neon Tetras entertained with some Congo Tetras and at least one Rummynose as well.
2. Wahyu Setyo went for Australian Rainbowfish add more excitement for his 100 Neon Tetras…
3. Loki Shin knew Jeremiah Tan was onto something with the Congo Tetras, but he upped his game with Silver Dollars and a Flag Tail Prochilodus as the ringleaders for his 100 Neon Tetra mob.
4. TatooJeff88 raised the bar on on giving 100 Neon Tetras a true feeling of being back in the wild, complete with Leopoldi Stingray…and some Datnoids? (I have a feeling this ended really well…for the Datnoids who are much larger a month later).
5. I guess if you’re willing to ignore the supernatural requirement of 100 Neons, and opt to stock a “Zillion” Neon Tetras, they finally have enough friends that you’re permitted to overlook the apparent requirement of other large midwater-swimming tankmates. But apparently you’re still not exempt from the requirement of giving them some sort of non-Neon-Tetra companions. FischbottichTV Nils shows us that Coryrdoras cats will suffice in such rare circumstances.
Ultimately though, if 100 Cardinal Tetra just isn’t opulent enough, 144 or 175, strangely even 200 or 219 or 299, are all quantities that are simply out of the question. Don’t even think about surpassing the magical “rule of 100” until you hit at least 300 on the nose, like Bubba Bumpkin:
Hey, I was in a band called “300 Cardinal Tetras On the Nose”…